The Pontypool Front Row

On the last EP, we did a thing about Great typhoon westilators
And so this is my tribute therefore to The Pontypool French row

Now I'll tell you all a story
About some lads, I know
Well known throughout the valleys as the Pontypool french row
It's got a little chorus, and that chorus you all know
So tell me are you ready? (yeah)
A panadar here we go

A Panadar here we go
Are you ready? yes or no
A Panadar here we go
It's the song of the Pontypool front row

Now they made the film in London
It was censored, Double X
The sought of film that frightens one, not one of lasting sex
Mary Whittle saw it, and now they'll never show
A film called a Panandar staring the Pontypool front row

And it's a Panadar here we go
Are you ready? yes or no
A Panadar here we go
It's the song of the Pontypool front row

We are troubling Uganda with President Tomin
So he sent Tinen Viotar with a message from the Queen
To state an execution but Army then said no
Till a Chart was sent from the Veint-geint the Pontypool front row

And it's a Panadar here we go
Are you ready? yes or no
A Panadar here we go
It's the song of the Pontypool front row

They've had trouble on the railway with some of Soccer's fan
I've seen them on the terraces throwing stones and cans
They've stopped the Soccer specials it's a waste of time I know
Cause' in the end they laughed to send for the Pontypool front row

And it's a Panadar here we go
Are you ready? yes or no
A Panadar here we go
It's the song of the Pontypool front row

There's a program on the tele I watch it when I can
The story of an Astronaut the first bionic man
He cost six million dollars that's a lot of bread I know
But can offer more than that for the Pontypool front row

And it's a Panadar here we go
Are you ready? yes or no
A Panadar here we go
It's the song of the Pontypool front row

A Panadar here we go
Are you ready? yes or no
A Panadar here we go
It's the song of the Pontypool front row

A Panadar here we go
Are you ready? yes or no
A Panadar here we go
Goodnight no star
With the song of the Pontypool front row