Me The Mouse And I'M The Duck

Has anybody seen?
And anybody heard
All the different way of saying our word
I tell you my friend, it's really absurd you'll see

I say abstract
I'd say abstract
I say compact
I'd say compact
I would say contract
I'd say contract

Who cares how you pronounce it?
We might as well announce it
Forever we're together we're stuck
Even though I'm a mouse!
And I am a duck!

I say perfect
I'd say perfect
Well, I say subjects
I'd say subjects
This is so complex
I'd say complex

Who cares the way you say it
Or how the band will play it?
We're buddies and we're not goin' back!
Even though I'm a mouse and go squeak!
And I would go quack!

Uh, caramel
Caramel!
New Orleans
New Orleans
St. Louis
St. Louis to me!

Hm, uh, liver!
Liver!
Caribbean!
Caribbean!
Paris!
Pronounce it Paris

Well, I say route!
And I say route!
Now, don't you pout!
I think you mean pout!
Maybe someday, we'll figure it out
But as long as we're together

It doesn't matter whether
We ever end up down on our luck!
'Cause we're friends!
Me the mouse!
And I am a duck!

Bop-a-doo-bop!