I Forgot Your Name (And I'M Very Sorry About It)

This song goes out to a specific friend of mine
My amigo
My pal
Crap

Let's cut right to the chase
I don't want to overexplain
Though this may seem selfish and rude, I can't recall your name
I know that's hard to hear
And I'm sorry if it hurts
It's not you, it's me
My brain just doesn't work

We've gotten oh, so close
I count you as a true friend
But you only introduced yourself just once, when we first met
Your taste in almost everything is just the same as me
But your name has fled my memory

Don't know why I'm so nervous
I'm sure you'd undertsand
That this forgotten memory wasn't intentionally planned
I should just spit it out
But I'm scared that I'll hurt you
In the best case scenario you forgot my name too

I know your favorite color, favorite animals and things
I recognise your username, which is just why it stings
This jacked up goldfish memory I have brings me great shame
It's just that I'm especially bad with names
I didn't think we'd talk much when you first came
Please don't think that our friendship's some sick game
I'm sorry
Forgive me
But I
I forgot your name

Does it start with "A"?
No
Darn, I could've swore it did
You sure?
No, no, it's your name