Gopnik
Dj Blyatman
3:13One thing German people love is techno, and I remember the first time I went to a club, and they were playing techno music. And techno is all around the world, but I had never heard techno like this in my entire life. One of my friends was like “hey, let's go to a techno club!” And I was like “yeah, sure, let's go!” And when I walked into that club and I heard the music, I was literally devastated because I did not know what I was listening to. It sounded like two malfunctioning robots trying to breakdance. Like when I went inside that club the music was literally like this, this, this, this… People of Germany, how do y'all dance to that? Because I tried dancing, and I almost broke a leg. Luckily, y'all have good free insurance out here, but what are y'all doing in these techno clubs? Like every time I would try and dance to the beat it was hurting my feet, because I had to jump up and down as if I’m not 45 million years old. Music be like