Brian Song (Alternate Version)

Brian, the babe they called Brian
He grew, grew, grew and grew
He grew up to be
Yes, he grew up to be
A boy called Brian
B-R-I-A-N, Brian

He had arms and legs
And hands and feet
This boy whose name was Brian
And hair grew on top of his head
And he grew up to be
Yes, he grew up to be
A teenager called Brian
B-R-I-A-N, Brian

And his face became spotty
Yes, his face became spotty
And his voice dropped down low
And things started to grow
On young Brian, and sure
He was certainly no
No girl named Brian
Not a girl named Brian

And he started to shave
And have one-off arrests
And think about girls
And go out and get pissed
This man called Brian
The man they called Brian
B-R-I-A-N, Brian

Not B-R-A-I-N, brain
But B-R-I-A-N, Brian
Not brain, but Brian
(B-R-I-A-N, Brian)
Not B-R-A-N-I, Bronny
Not R-A-B-I-N, Robin
Not I-B-R-A-N, Ibrahim
Not A-R-N-I-B, Arne
Not N-I-B-R-A, Nebra
Not I-R-B-A-N, urban
But B-R-I-A-N, Brian