Problems

You and me, we're not the same
I am a sinner, you are a saint
When we get to the pearly gates
You'll get the green light
I'll get the old door in the face

Doo, doo, doo, I'm a loser, a disgrace, yeah

I've found love in the strangest place
Tied up and branded, locked in a cage
I say I'm gonna stage a great escape
Let loose a love
All pent up and painfully out of place

Doo, doo, doo, I'm a loser, a disgrace
You're a beauty, a luminary, in my face

I got it all, and not a lot, I got a lot less than a lot
I've got problems, not just the ones that are little
It's those people problems, it's something to consider
When you come for dinner at my place

Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah

I seem to find myself with the craziest of dames
They get the ball on me, not to forget the chains
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Some say strange be a stranger's game
Some go to baseball, some go debase a face
They can't seem to save

Doo, doo, doo, I'm a loser, a disgrace, yeah
You're a beauty, a luminary in my face

I've got a lot, not a lot, I got a lot less than a lot
I've got problems, not just the ones that are little
It's those people problems, it's something to consider
When you come for dinner at my place, hoo, yeah

Hahahaha

I've got problems, not just the ones that are little
It's those people problems, it's something to consider
When you come for dinner at my, something to consider
When you come for dinner at my place