Power Ranger

Nine:
Book bound I’m about the paper
New whip like I’m Ashley Schaffer
Grip the stick while I spin the Beamer
Mask up jump out like a power ranger

I said fuck the feds
Gun like monsters under beds
Rob plugs sleeping catch a Z
Might risk a nightmare if a run the reds


Dex:
Tell em the run the jewels
Tim Taylor with a bunch of tools
Spread cheddar Dairylea
This cracker stacked like Lunchables

Strapped up like Elma Fudd
Still do dirt sticks in the mud
Side by side had him feeling ill
You could tell by the green he was coughing up


Nine:
I need green imma herbivore
Sniff him out like a Labrador
I’m in his house like Santa Clause
I be taking the food then I’m out the door

Break ya neck like Busta Rhymes 
Stay locked in when I’m in the grind
Can’t get picked up by the feds
I got sticks in the back like a porcupine


Dex:
Sticks in the back that’s risky
Vintage made in the 50s 
I move like an OAP
If I’m leaving the house I need the stick with me

Big piece sniper rifle
I’m in her draws family bible
Dig her out like a dinosaur and put jewels on her wrist like ark survival


Nine:
Wrist bejewelled like Taylor swift
Step correct or best take the lift
Lighting em get shot like a portrait
Bolt or the buckshot take your pick

Im the shit like number two
Impreza hoe Subura
Whip kicks like backaroo
And It’s Japanese bitch Fakkuyu


Dex:
The whips from over seas 
Sat nav speaking Japanese 
Can’t get clocked cos the boot too hot 
Got guns and cash that’s mac and cheese 

I’m the dude The Big Lebowski
Eye on the ball like Mike Wazowski
Came in clutch and I caught a dub
That’s why they don’t do drops without me 


Nine:
Drop the clutch spin the dubs
Shake the windows with the 10 inch subs 
Go live when the fingers twitch 
I let the thing stream like Limmy does

One eye closed Ranganathan
Beating it off like I’m masturbating
The hammers so loud that I’m nearly deaf
I need a hearing aid I ain’t exaggerating 


Dex:
Double action Gaviscon
Whip so loud need Makaton 
Body kits like Megatron 
These ride outs look like Comic Con 

King of queens I’m Kevin James
I crush a lot make lemonade
Girls come around cos I get the bag
They been on my case like the TSA


Nine:
They been on my case like Samsonite 
Feds want the food they got an appetite 
And so I gave her the green no traffic light
She got balls in her pants like hermaphrodites

Robbing white thats cracker jack 
I'm out of sight like cataracts 
In all white Porsche Shadowfax 
And imma Spin that round like a battle axe 


Dex:
Spin that whip like Dranzer S
Moroccan hash from Marrakesh 
I Got Taco Bell in my GPS
And these speakers bang that Jagged Edge 

The papers stacked like a bookshop
Bring sticks for the lick no push pop
Peace out I’m about to beat it
Heads bang get rocked when I grab the woodstock