Woke Up Knowing Everything (Opening Theme)
Open Mike Eagle
3:10Show the mephistos First job was a shoe store Water Tower Place on the top floor First check paid above board I managed the stock room Taking extra breaks in the washroom Polos and khakis like a state farm costume My boss was a lot like Mike Scott His coffee was piFirst job was a shoe store Water tower place on the top floor First check paid above board I managed the sping hot and his breath stank Ex military but low rank He trusted me too much I took it as insult I took me some timbos They put me on the sales floor Show the mephistos Commission on the check was the lick tho Show the mephistos they conform to your feet tho They better than eckos they killing the danskos They three hundred bucks tho I feel like a asshole I brought out the white pair Them try-on socks is like some tiny little panty hose But they killing the havana joes Pinocchio with a banana nose But imma show the mephistos Fuckin mephistos I swore the homie drone found the cheat code Wealthy ladies lie bout they feet growth They blamed it on me bro Not cool So now this spook haunting the stockroom Stack of packing slips where I plot moves Assistant manager, call her Gwendolyn Chat her up while drone was restocking the timberlands Like get me some cigarettes Slid her a fin to get us a TWO PACK let her keep the twenty cents change Game 3rd floor great legs tho Not really a looker Flirt for Auntie Annie pretzels hot cinnamon sugar Hit Mickey ds for that wack check burger To spend my last like my white boss would brag he did on black sex workers Pandering to that goofy had me feeling the blues So ""volunteer for trash duty"" meant ""Im stealing your shoes"" Fuckin mephistos Three years after black shampoo turned to Wilcox My eyes on those low cut timbos Army green and black with the steel toe Like how the hell I work be still broke Mephisto? Aint that short for Mephistopheles? Comic irony the hellscape where we felt so trapped was stocking these ..and Dansko clogs from the first 13 colonies - ughh!