Betrayed

Just like Cain and Abel
You pulled a sneak attack
I thought that we were brothers
Then you stabbed me in the back
Betrayed!
Oh boy, I'm so betrayed!
Like Samson and Delilah
Your love began to fade
I'm crying in the hoosegow
You're in Rio getting laid!
Betrayed!
Let's face it, I'm betrayed!
Boy, have I been taken
Oy, I'm so forsaken
I should have seen what came to pass
I should have known to watch my ass!
I feel like Othello
Everything is lost
Leo is Iago
Max is double-crossed!
I'm so dismayed
Did I mention I'm betrayed?
Now I'm about to go to jail
There's no one who will pay my bail
I have no one who I can cry to
No one I can say goodbye to
I'm drowning! I'm drowning here!
I'm going down for the last time.
I see my whole life flashing before my eyes.
I see a weathered old farmhouse with a white picket fence.
I'm running through fields of alfalfa with my collie, Rex.
No, Rex, not on the alfalfa. Eheh.
I see my mother standing on the back porch, in a worn but clean gingham gown, and I hear her calling out to me, "Alvin! Don't forget your chores. The wood needs a-cordin' and the cows need a-milkin'. Alvin, Alvin..." Wait a minute! My name's not Alvin! That's not my life. Somebody else's life if flashing before my eyes!
I'm not a hillbilly.
I grew up in the Bronx.
Leo's taken everything.
Even my past!
My past's a dying ember
But wait... now I remember
How did it begin?
He walked into my office
With his cockamamie scheme
You can make more money
With a flop than with a hit
We can do it, we can do it
I can't do it
We can do it!
I can't do it!
Goodbye Max!
Lord, I want that money!
I'm back, Max!
Come on, Leo, we can do it!
Step one, find the play!
See it, smell it, touch it, kiss it!
Hello, Mister Liebkind
Guten Tag, hop-hop
Guten Tag, clop-clop
...Adolf Elizabeth Hitler?
Guten Tag, hop -hop
Guten Tag, clop-clop!
Step two, hire the director
Keep it gay, keep it gay, keep it...
Two-three, kick, turn, turn, turn, kick, turn
Ulla! Oooh wah wee wah wow-wow-wowee!
Step three, raise the money
Along came Bialy!
Step four, hire all the actors
A wandering minstrel I, A think of shreds and... Next!
The little wooden boy
Next!
That's our Hitler!
Opening night!
Good luck, good luck, good luck
Break a leg!
I broke my leg!
Springtime for Hitler and Germany!
A surprise smash!
Springtime for Hitler and Germany!
It'll run for years!
Where did we go right?
Where did we go right?
Gimme those books
Fat, fat, fatty!
Gimme those books
Fat, fat, fatty!
Books, fat, books, fat, books, fat, books, fat!
Lousy fruit, kill the actors, you ever eat with one?!
Then you ran to Rio
And you're safely out of reach
I'm behind these bars
You're banging Ulla on the beach!
Just like Julius Caesar
Was betrayed by Brutus
Who'd think an accountant
Would turn out to be my Judas!
I'm so dismayed
Is this how I'm repaid?
To be... Betrayed!
BETRAYED!!