Dad Joke'S On You (Feat. Esoterik)

Hey babe, where's all the nappies and shit?
They're always in the nappy bag, babe
See ya!
Ahh
Aloha!
S-dawg, what's going on mate?
I'm on daddy day care again
So you less than buzzed this time?

Yo, I can't leave the crib, I'm on house arrest
In my Wilfred get-up, chillin' out with Zeph
I better not fall asleep on the couch, it's best
My little G's gonna leave the whole house a mess
Yeah, 'cause when their mum's out, man, this shit is intense
It turned into mayhem from the minute she left
My little one just went and pissed in our bed
Then she laughed and just blamed her invisible friend, ha
So who's the greatest dads? It must be us PEZ
I'm pretty sure that we are, that's what the cup says (Fuck yeah)
And it's great playing dress up
Still wish I wasn't always in a dress but (Comfy)
Yeah, I'm coming to grips with being bossed around by a couple of kids
Ha, I can't lie, it's the funniest shit
Being king of the castle, but you're somebody's bitch

They try to tell me all the things I can't do (Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah)
I watch cartoons all day so ain't nothin' new (Woah, woah, woah, woah)
Still buy my Nikes, I just buy them for two (Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah)
They think it's funny, but the dad
Joke's on you (Woah, woah, woah, woah)
The dad joke's on you

These other rap dudes are probably out there
Picking up a chick from Tinder in a min sedan (Hey babe, hints dead?)
I'm down here pickin' up the kids from kinder in a minivan (Ahh)
Nah, I'm only kiddin', I've been lovin' every
Minute of it ever since I been a dad (Heh)
Yeah, I get to roleplay with 'em for the whole day like a trip
And man, it's friggin' mad (Hey)
We did some bakin' today
And they made me a dish in the shape of a rainbow (Thank God)
I love the flavour of cake
But it tastes like shit when it's made out of play dough
Yo, and after I rock the stage
You probably think that I drink and get off my face
But nah brah, that is not the case
I'm building pillow forts and throwing sock grenades
'Cause Yoda loafers on my feet
Paw Patrol is on repeat
My boy's incredible, like Jack-Jack
Like that, my boy's a beast

They try to tell me all the things I can't do (Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah)
I watch cartoons all day so ain't nothin' new (Woah, woah, woah, woah)
Still buy my Nikes, I just buy them for two (Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah)
They think it's funny, but the dad
Joke's on you (Woah, woah, woah, woah)
The dad joke's on you

Yeah, so, uh, why did the Scarecrow win an award?
Uh, I don't know, why?
Oh, 'cause he was outstanding in his field
Dad

Yeah, and just to give you a visual
It's hard to write rhymes when he's twistin' my nipples
For peace of mind, man, I'm grippin' these crystals
'Cause when I swim with him, he takes a shit in the kids' pool
And I ain't tellin' no lies 'bout no hairy old guy
Santa Claus ain't gettin' credit for presents I buy (From Dad)
Yeah, when PEZ and Eso drive by
All you rappers talkin' chatter, man, it's beddy-bye-byes
Yeah, while all these lads walk out
They're performin' and showin' their abs off
We're lucky, 'cause now I'm like, "Fuck workin' out
I can walk around at shows with a dad bod"

They try to tell me all the things I can't do (Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah)
I watch cartoons all day so ain't nothin' new (Woah, woah, woah, woah)
Still buy my Nikes, I just buy them for two (Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah)
They think it's funny, but the dad
Joke's on you (Woah, woah, woah, woah)
They try to tell me all the things I can't do (Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah)
I watch cartoons all day so ain't nothin' new (Woah, woah, woah, woah)
Still buy my Nikes, I just buy them for two (Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah)
They think it's funny, but the dad
Joke's on you (Woah, woah, woah, woah)
The dad joke's on you