Veterans Only Billionaire Rehab (Skit)

Hear ye, hear ye, welcome ladies and gentlemen, or n*ggas and n*ggarettes
This is VOBR, Veterans Only Billionaire Rehab, where those who served now get served
Our amenities are top-tiered
We have gold wheelchairs, orthopedic Tims, oatmeal cookies and soymilk, wave caps, artisanal Sour diesel, hologram portraits of our favorite hip-hop legends, exclusive Wu-Tang unreleased vinyl
You can get your pop off on on one of our illustrious waterbeds in one of our exclusive 1988 uites
Today's matinee will be Scarface, along with an evening viewing of Boomerang. After which, the last movie of the night will be Aliens
Please enjoy your stay at VOBR, Veterans Only Billionaire Rehab, where those who served now get served

Thank you for your service, legends