Click Click (Sung By The De'Vious Twins)

Yasss boo! 
Look at this epic stage 
Aww they used our fave colors! 
OMG everybody
You don't have to beg 
Guys if you want us to host just ask!

Who's first
Fashion anyone? 
Somebody pleeease make our day!  

Ooof nope that's not it	 
Disaster! 
Just look away 

Is she really trying to pass off vintage Chanel as her own? 
The nerve. 
Assistant! Commence cancellation 
I still don't know his name 
It's just sad 
Start a hashtag 
Hashtag it's just sad 
Thank you! Next 
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Shoes 
Pass
Dress? 
Pass
Hair? 
I don't hate it
Actually it's kind of fire
It reminds of my look from last year's Winter Ski Gala 
That's probably where she saw it 
SUS
Assistant! 
I swear I ordered a dragon fruit smoothie with a triple vanilla pump? 
Why are they even doing auditions 

I know
Everyone is just basic
TBH we're kinda nailing this  
Facts
Should we go get a mani? 	
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Look at us, la la la la la, la la la 
Look at us, la la la la la, la la la 
Look at us, la la la la la, la la la 
OOO LA LAA 
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So what are you gonna get? 
I don't know I was kind of thinking like a matte plaid
With like a mega rhinestone on my pinky 
Or what about like an ombre hot pink with a snowy metallic glaze? 
Omigod
Love 
That'll be so lit for the show 
Speaking of are these shoes not such a mood? 
Bet.  
We better get back 
Who knows what kind of fashion nightmares / faux pas are happening without our presence 
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