Sooperman Luva 11

Hah! Attention to all you punk motherfuckers out there 
Funky Noble Productions represent for the nine four and nine five area 
Reggie Noble and Rockwilder in the house for the nizzow 
If you don't know you might as well close your biz out 
(To my peeps in Queens) 
Yeah oh shit, yo, it's a bird 
(Nah I thought that shit was a fuckin plane dude) 
Nah nah nah, it's Soop, Soop, Soop-a-man 
(It's on!) 
Hah 

Well it's the Soopaman Lovah in your motherfuckin' town 
Get down go round and round like shocks on your G-spot 
Honeydip, now all of y'all up in that funny shit 
But I ain't switched, still a honeydip is a honey bitch 
In the mix! So bitches be lookin fly and I'll run in 'em 
With they toes and nails done, hair wrapped up with pins in 'em 
Fifty-four eleven Reeboks bitch which you need not 
To do is get fly, 'cause where I'm from, bitches get speed knots 
Slow your monkey ass down and hold your horses 
Don't want to know your name don't want to know none of your sources 
Just fix me, with a quickie, I swear more Lake's than Ricki 
So bad I use my X-Ray vision to give y'all clits a hickie 
And plus the weed I puff is from the planet of Cheech and Chong 
Where the earth is chronic, and How To Roll a Blunt is the theme song 
Oh you makin me horny! Well uh, let me wipe that wetness for ya 
Slurped and burped, got that bitch more open than my door do 
Let's take a journey up in the stars where I live at 
Where I fuck Jane, Judy Jetson, and that robot bitch-ah 
Grab onto the cape and uhh, I said before I took her 
Don't choke me! And it's up up and away I took the hooker 
And it's on 

We landed on my planet, we smoked out like a fuck up 
Bought a dime from Jabba the Hut and some uncut for the hooker 
She said, "I don't sniff blow I just smoke weed to get me horny 
So I'm nothin like that bitch in your last Soopaman Lovah story" 
You go girl! But I didn't believe her, had to make sure 
Where you from, the projects? "Yeah, but I'm single
You needed a quickie and I'm just that bitch to break you off, shit 
My pussy's so good, it tickle my legs when I walk!" 
Oh really, just show me a couple of ways how you'll thrill me 
She lifted up her dress and the whole area got chilly 
"So what you think of that?" I threw that bitch back on my back 
Shit I live ten miles away, but I made it fo' seconds flat 
I lived in the same building with Mr. Spock and Captain Kirk 
Got R2D2 and Mork from Ork puttin' in work 
See I got the block sewn "Ooh baby let's get it on!" 
About time, I opened the door she had her ass and tits showin'
She rushed me to the room and stripped me out of my attire 
She tied me to the bedposts then she lit the room on fire 
She took out a scarf wrapped it around my eyes till I was blind 
But with my X-Ray vision I saw the icepick from behind 
So I broke out the ropes, smacked the hoe, then suplexed her 
She pulled out a Tec and wet my chest with the S1's 
"Oh shit I'm shot!" There was blood all over my finger! 
I think I left my other bulletproof suit in the cleaner 
She gave a whistle, they came in crews, word is bond 
It was a bunch of Martian bitches with bodysuits and Platforms 
"Damn, I gotta think of a plan, what am I do? 
Did Superman have a gun?" Nah, but the Soopaman Luva do! 
So I pulled out the fo'-fifth, left the bitches open 
Had another clip in case some mo' bitches want mo' shit 
And I saw that trick Bewitched flying on her broomstick 
Pa-dow! Shot her down because I leave no witness 
Job well done I cleaned myself in a hurry 
Oops! Gotta catch this blunt session 
With I Dream of Jeannie and Keith Murray 
Ayo yo yo Keith ayo what's up? 
Ayo