Jesus Was An Alien

Jesus was an alien
A martyr and a son
With automatic guns
White and an American
A hooker for a mom
A dad that loved a dom

Jesus was a super creep
That tickled at my feet
He hasn't showered in weeks
Such a freak behind the sheets
A chatty movie buff
That's super into snuff

Jesus do you like me?
Jesus would you love me if I got down on my knees?
Jesus are you kinky?
Cuff me 'til I'm free
Take me down to Pleasuretown and show me what it means

Jesus was a little pig
That smokes all of my cigs
He says his dick is "big"
Jesus has a lot of clout
I guess his dad dipped out
Don't know what that's about

Jesus built my patio
DUI UFO
Gets banned from all our shows
Jesus is my ride or die
He always gets me high
He sucks but what a guy
What a guy

Jesus do you like me?
Jesus would you love me if I got down on my knees?
Jesus are you kinky?
Cuff me 'til I'm free
Take me down to Pleasuretown and show me what it means

Jesus do you like me?
Jesus would you love me if I got down on my knees?
Jesus are you kinky?
Cuff me 'til I'm free
Take me down to Pleasuretown and show me what it means