It'S A Miracle

Miraculous, you called it babe
You ain't seen nothing yet
They got Pepsi in the Andes
They McDonalds in Tibet
Yosemite's been turned into a golf course
For the Japs
And the Dead Sea
Is alive with rap

Between the Tigris and Euphrates
There's a leisure center now
They got all kinds of sports
They got Bermuda shorts

They had sex in Pennsylvania
A Brazilian grew a tree
And a doctor in Manhattan
Saved a dying man for free

(It's a miracle) it's a miracle
(It's a miracle)
(It's a miracle)
(Another miracle)
By the grace of God Almighty
And the pressures of marketplace
The human race has civilized itself
It's a miracle

We got warehouses of butter
We got oceans of wine
We got famine when we need it
We got designer crime
We got Mercedes
We got Porsche
Ferrari and Rolls Royce
Yeah, we got choice

She said, "Meet me in the Garden of Gethsemane, my dear"
The Lord said, "Peter, I can see your house from here"
An honest man finally reaped what he had sown
And a farmer in Ohio has just repaid a loan

(It's a miracle) it's a miracle
(It's a miracle)
(It's a miracle)
(Another miracle)
By the grace of God Almighty
And the pressures of marketplace
The human race has civilized itself
It's a miracle

We cower in our shelters with our hands over our ears
Lloyd-Webber's awful stuff runs for years and years and years
An earthquake hits the theatre
But the operetta lingers
Then the piano lid comes down
And breaks his fucking fingers
It's a miracle