Three German Officers

Three German Officers crossed the line,
Parlez-vous,
Three German Officers crossed the line,
Parlez-vous,
Three German Officers crossed the line,
They Fucked the women and drank the wine,
Inky, pinky parlez-vous - o - o.

As above...
They came upon a wayside inn,
Shat on the mat and walked right in,
Oh landlord have you a daughter fair,
Lily-white tits and golden hair,

At last they got her on the bed,
Shagged her till her cheeks were red,

And then they took her to a shed,
Shagged till she was nearly dead,

They took her down a shady lane,
Shagged back to life again,

They shagged her up, they shagged her down,
They shagged her right around the town,

They shagged her in, they shagged her out,
They shagged her up her waterspout,

Seven months went by and all was well,
Eight months went and she started to swell,

Nine months went, she gave a grunt, UGH !
A little white bastard popped out of her cunt,

The little white bugger he grew and grew,
He shagged his mother and sister too,

The little white bugger he went to hell,
He shagged the devil and his wife as well,