Queen Of My Double Wide Trailer

Well I met her out at Murphy's restaurant
She said she was fresh from the farm
I remember thinkin' for a country girl
That she went pretty well armed
We sat there talkin' by the lobster tank
I ordered her a sloe gin fizz
And when them chicken fried steaks arrived
She said, "I like living' like this"

So I made her the queen of my double wide trailer
With the polyester curtains and the red wood deck
Now she's run off and I've got to trail her
Dang her black heart and her pretty red neck

Well, a few nights later I run into her
With some stranger on a park bench
She said, "He rebuilds engines and his name is Earl
He's the Charlie Daniels of the torque-wrench"
I whispered, "Honey let's just go on home
Have some onion rings and watch TV"
As I walked her to the truck
Earl was crying, "Don't you leave me"

I told him, this is the queen of my double wide trailer
With the polyester curtains and the redwood deck
Sometimes she runs and I've gotta trail her
Dang her black heart and her pretty red neck

I said, this is the queen of my double wide trailer
With the polyester curtains and the redwood deck
Sometimes she runs and I've gotta trail her
Dang her black heart and her pretty red neck

I said, this is the queen of my double wide trailer
With the polyester curtains and the redwood deck
Sometimes she runs and I've gotta trail her
Dang her black heart and her pretty red neck

Oh, she's a queen
She's a queen