Dankobah

Narrator: Now Scoochie didn't want to show up
To the Sun empty handed
He figured weed would be a good gift
Since she clearly blazes
So he made a pit stop on the planet Dankobah
There he found the guru rumored
To possess the fattest kush in the United Space
The Oracle, Blake
Blake: Suh dude
Narrator: ...he welcomed him into his bean bag bongalow
When Scoochie realized that the Oracle's staff was actually a blunt
He knew he was in for a long night
(coughing)
Scooch: hey, the Oracle... why do spaceships leave smoke trails?
Narrator: Blake reached deep into his beard
And pulled out a glowing purple nuglet
Blake: This is Eternity Purp
It is said it mellows out space itself
So that everything in the universe slows down except for you
It powers the hybrid-drive of every spacefaring ship, my dude
Scooch: woah
Blake: It's also a sick head high with notes of citrus
Scooch: Dude, the Oracle
I had a vision
I saw myself on a paddleboard, with really nice sideburns
Like they worked for me. What does it mean?
Blake: I don't know, dude
Scooch: What did you see?
Blake: Skateboard pizza
Scooch: What's that?
Blake:...I can't, it's too beautiful
Narrator: Scoochie realized he had the munchies something fierce
The Oracle recommended Gluto
A mining outpost in an asteroid belt made of bread
There Scoochie met the family of his late chef Garcon
And they mourned together
Staying up all night swapping stories
And making bread in the traditional "wake n bake"