Playthang

(That's a fly heinie)
I'm your playthang, baby
(Won't you come play with me?)
Just flip this switch, and you'll go crazy
(Won't you come play with me?)
I'm your playthang, baby

(Won't you come play with me)?
I operate just for the ladies
(Won't you come play with me)?
(Hey, hey-hey)
(Won't you come play with me)?
(Hey, hey-hey)
(Won't you come play with me)?

Soft and cuddly, hard and ready
Pipe fitting like a jackrabbit, quick but steady
Squeeze me, tease me
Yep you don't believe me
Pull the black leather to relieve me
Yes, the rap star deluxe saga
Grab my joystick and change my behavior?

I come equipped with remote
I got six levels from beginners to the pros
Level one is for the young dumb bum
And the boyfriend that couldn't make her cum
Push level one and I start to vibrate
Gently put me on the spot and you'll
(shake)

Level two is a little steamier
Put me in your socket and you'll make me even creamier
And then you grab my string and pull the damn thing
'till you make your toy scream

Now sit your toy up and you can ride it
Bring all your friends
Let 'em all watch you could share, don't hide it
You got my batteries, freak
Drop them double d's on my chest and I'll speak, I'm your playthang

I'm your playthang, baby
(Won't you come play with me)?
Just flip this switch, and you'll go crazy
(Won't you come play with me)?
I'm your playthang, baby
(Won't you come play with me)?
I operate just for the ladies
(Won't you come play with me)?

Now, your friend kinda likes level three
At no more expense, she can play with me
On level three I start deflating
Blow me up, and now I'm highly motivated
(Hey, hey, hey)
I can jump, twist, turn, slide
Wiggle and squirm until I'm wizzin' up your perm
Yes, I'm graphic, but I'm made like that
I ain't a P.C., baby, I'm a mac

(Hey, hey-hey)
So put me up and press get info
Read my bio, you find I'm a good hoe though
(Hey, hey-hey)
And it's a no-no to put me on zero
'Cause you do then I'll tear you down
Then oh-oh, (oh-oh)

I come complete with a squirt gun
I shoot it when my work's done and then I gotta run
But I'm created by Dangalang Swangers Incorporated
Makers of the things your granny hated, the playthang

(Hey, hey-hey)
Won't you come play with me?
(Hey, hey-hey)
Won't you come play with me?
(Hey, hey-hey)
Won't you come play with me?
(Hey, hey-hey)
Won't you come play with me?

(I'm your playthang, baby)
Won't you come play with me?
(Just flip this switch, and you'll go crazy)
Won't you come play with me?
(I'm your playthang, baby)
Won't you come play with me?
(I operate just for the ladies)
Won't you come play with me?

Your playthang loves to go bang
Chase your little monkey 'till I get the monkey tamed
And then bounce up and down when I catch it
I respect it, but it's been a bad monkey
So I pack it and jump on up to level six
So I can throw new thangs in the monkey toy mix
With blistering speed I start to pound
Now give your toy a bath and lay your toy down, (ooh)

I'm your playthang, baby
(Won't you come play with me)?
Just flip this switch, and you'll go crazy
(Won't you come play with me)?
I'm your playthang, baby
(Won't you come play with me)?

I operate just for the ladies
(Won't you come play with me)?
(Hey, hey-hey)
(Won't you come play with me)?
(Hey, hey-hey)
(Won't you come play with me)?

Won't you come, won't you?
Won't you come play with me?
Won't you come, won't you?
Won't you come play with me?
Won't you come, won't you?
Won't you come play with me?
Won't you come, won't you?
Won't you come play with me?