Landlord
Slick Rick
3:45So you get my point, son You just don't trust no bitch, you know what I'm sayin? (Okay, daddy, I understand) 'Cause bitches ain't no good, you know what I'm sayin? (Okay, I get your point) Anyway, listen to this, check it out 1994, As the world gets trifer I'm wondering, the fuck I need a woman in my life for? Ya know, 'cause it's like a nigga whole history With you hoes been nothin' but misery First rater, five-one stood Mad coke fiend, though the bitch looked good Met her at the Fever, "What's going on, stranger?" And like a fool took her in and tried to change her I don't who I thought I's bluffing That bitch wasn't giving up that coke for nothin' "Oh, you tryna diss, mister bougeois nigga Yet back in the day, you used to smoke coke cigarettes too That type shit you ain't admittin'" Because, homegirl, I grew out of it, you didn't Anyway, dead outta order Came in with a sheepskin her ex-lover bought her Who gave you that? "My ex", I said "Who?" Believe she had the nerve to say "You can wear it too" When I found strength to depart, I do Withdrew, for something brand new Someone who would be true Yes, I should find someone who would be true 'Cause Ricky needs a love that's true, true Oh dear, Scooby Dooby Doo, Scooby Doo Then I met Syb, sweating the viking A brown skinned fox, slim just like I like 'em "What? Sweating you? Picture that, nerd. Please" Anyway, the bitch had herpes (you know) Imagine me, the fool being the spouse Doctor said I couldn't catch it unless I got aroused Found out snooping in her bag what she got Now why you ain't tell me? You worthless, slut "Because I loved you at the time and couldn't afford to" You know homegirl should get the Oscar award for her lying Anyway, stayed with the creep One day, Sybil here, talking in her sleep "Chris, wait," the bum bitch said So loud 'til a motherfucker fell out the bed Who the hell is Chris? She putting up resistance 'Til I caught her calling the nigga long distance Had the nerve to dispatch loving Boy, am I lucky that I didn't catch nothin' When I found strength to depart, I do Withdrew, for something brand new Someone who would be true Yes, I should find someone who would be true 'Cause Ricky needs a love that's true, true, true Indeed, I need a love that's true It seems I need a love that's true Oh dear, Scooby Dooby Doo Oh gosh, Scooby Doo Doo Though happy I was free, the need for love was still in me Got to the point like the need for it was killing me Then I met shorty here, hanging with my cousin Found out later how young the bitch was and Though I done hit it and she opened up a world And remind me of that song "Go Away, Little Girl" It had to end because the bitch weren't loyal, and spoiled "That's because I had you pussy whipped royal" You see the type of shit the nigga was gonna marry? See the type of attitude the bum bitch carry? Like oil and water, impossible mixture Then temper tantrums came into the picture Yelling (ah), carrying on bad and cursing Complete embarrassment to Ruler as a person "Gimme shorts" Ruler will not permit you Then she goes wild, starts breaking up my furniture Flirt too, excuse me, a whore Like the world's worst groupie when I brought her on tour So when I found strength to depart, I do Withdrew, for something brand new Someone who would be true Yes, I should find someone who would be true 'Cause Ricky needs a love that's true, true, true Indeed, I need a love that's true It seems I need a love that's true Oh dear, Scooby Dooby Doo Oh gosh, Scooby Doo Doo Ricky needs a lover that's true Yes, I need a love that's true Yes, I need a love that's true