Squidward Breathes

I feel so strange
I feel so odd
This is rare, I'm breathing air
Someone applaud
Oh, the oxygen is flowing
Through my lungs
Oh boy! O2!
Expanding, contracting
And beating like a drum
Oh, what's that smell?

Oh, it's me
I gasp! I sigh! Ahh!
I feel so free, this big schnoz can breathe
I wanna cry
Oh, I'm happy for once in my life
Yes, I'm inhaling, exhaling
Each breath is so alive
I'm alive
But wait!
I feel so strange

It's Kafka-esque
Look it up, la-la-la-la-la
Look at me, I'm so transformed
It's not in jest
Thank you very much
La-da-di, la-da-do
Oh, this is rare
I'm breathing air
Someone applaud
Ahh