For The Company

To complete the onboarding process
You will want to check the instruction manual
And sign into your ship's computer terminal
We trust you will be a great asset

To the company
Great, great asset to the company (asset)
G-g-great, great asset for the first day on the job
Great, great asset to the company
Great, great asset to the first day on the job
Great, great asset to the company (asset)
G-g-great, great asset for the first day on the job
Great, great asset to the company (first day on the job)
Great, great asset to the first day on the-

This is for the company
For the job, j-job
This is your very own autopilot ship
Aa-a!

To complete the onboarding process
You will want to check the instruction manual
And sign into your ship's computer terminal
We trust you will be a great asset

To the company
Great, great asset to the company (asset)
G-g-great, great, asset for the first day on the job
Great, great asset to the company
We trust you will be a great asset
To the company
Great, great asset to the company (asset)
G-g-great, great asset to the first day on the job
Great, great asset to the company
Great, great asset to the company

Make yourself at home
Welcome to your first day on the job
If an entity has come in contact with a crew member
Please refrain from immediate self-defense

Instead, ask the crew member the following
Is the entity aggressive, is the entity stressed?
Are you injured, are you stressed, are you dead?
Do you need assistance?

If the answer to all of these questions is yes
You begin your self-defense measures
If the crew member is stressed, strike a question like
How was your day?
Thank you, and happy travels

(For the, for the, for the, for the job)
Are you injured, are you stressed, are you dead?
Are you injured, are you stressed, are you dead?
If the answer to all of these questions is yes
You begin your self-defense measures

Thank you, and happy travels
Great, great asset to the company (asset)
G-g-great, great asset to the first day on the job
Great, great, asset to the company
We trust you will be a great asset
To the company

Are you injured, are you stressed, are you dead?
Are you injured, are you stressed, are you dead?
If the answer to all of these questions is yes
You begin your self-defense measures