The Joker
Steve Miller Band
4:25Your cash ain't nothin' but trash (take one) Here we go Yeah, you may have heard about the gangster of love and the space cowboy But I'm gonna whip a cat on you right now Who's had more trouble, trials and tribulations One, two, three, hey! Yeah, it's alright (ah, look out, man, look out) Hey, look at here (hey!) I was walking down the main track one night I met a fine chick, she was built just right She stopped when I flashed my roll I told her she could have all of my gold She turned around and with a frown She said, "This ain't no circus and I don't need a clown" Your cash ain't nothing but trash Your cash ain't nothing but trash Your cash ain't nothing but trash And there ain't no need in your hanging around Oh, just to make a hit with a-that chick I tried to get a Cadillac right quick The man at the place, he looked so strange Had nine-hundred bucks and some change We disagreed, I tried to plead Well, he said, "I ain't a chicken and I don't need your feed" Your cash ain't nothing but trash Your cash ain't nothing but trash Your cash ain't nothing but trash Well, baby, you're crawling way past your speed, yeah Alright I'ma play my guitar right now (hey, man, what'd you say?) Yeah, yeah, yeah Just keep on rollin', y'all (You better believe it, baby) Hey, look at here I was walking into town in my white bucks A man with a gun, he said that, "Hands up" I tried to get away, but too slow He got me and took all of my dough I heard him shout as he cut out "Well, you ain't lost nothing, what you crying about?" Your cash ain't nothing but trash Your cash ain't nothing but trash Your cash ain't nothing but trash And he took my watch and I passed out I woke up in the arms of a big cop Police station, next stop (what's the trouble here, man? What's the trouble, huh?) The judge swung his fist down, plunk-plunk A 20 dollar fine 'cause you're drunk Dig up the dough and you can go All I had was a buffalo Your cash ain't nothing but trash Your cash ain't nothing but trash Your cash ain't nothing but trash But I'm sure going to get me some more