Song Without A Rhyme

We're gonna make a song without a rhyme
So we can sing it for you
A song without a rhyme
Yeah, that's what we're gonna

Accomplish
You know it's gonna be tricky
Yeah, it's gonna take time
To make a song without words that end with a

Repeated sound
There was a man from Nashville
Who was a songwriting star
One day he got inspired
As he strummed his

Gilded ukulele
He said "I'll write a non-rhyming song
Yeah, it'll be the only one"
But in the end he decided that it could not be

Profitable
Well, he tried this

He tried that
But he couldn't get it right
He worked on and on
From morning till next morning
Hammered away and struggled along
Because it's hard as nails
To make a non-rhyming

Tune
Here's what he came up with
There once was a boy from Brussels
Who liked to show off his big

Mother
She was so strong, she could've wrestled King

Friday
From Mr. Rogers Neighborhood
But instead, she just stated the following

You can try this and try that
Still not get it right
Work on and on
From morning till next morning
Hammer away and struggle along
Because it's hard as nails
To make a non-rhyming

Hit single these days
Well, we've made it this far without a rhyme
Do you think I will be able to beat you this

Type of thing is hard to do
But we're still going strong
And now for the part where we all sing along

Loud together
La la la
Do do do do
You love me and I love

Yodeling
Yodelay-hee-hoo
Yodelay-hee-hee
Well, if you want to hear a rhyme, just listen to

Mother Goose
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe
She had so many children, she didn't know what to

Pay her babysitter
His name was Peter Peter Pumpkin Pie
He always used to sing this la la

Lovely little tune
All right, here's a tough one, ready, Anand?
Twinkle twinkle little star
How I wonder what you

All are doing living in this shoe
Excellent
You can try this and try that
Still not get it right
Work on and on
From morning till next morning
Hammer away and struggle along
Because it's hard as nails
To make a non-rhyming ditty that doesn't use any rhyming words
Unlike any other song you've ever listened to

But now for better or worse, my friend
We've finally come to the

Elephant chorus
Don't they sound sublime?
Hey, uh, hey Steve?
What was it that your granddaddy always used to say
Right after he said "never ever, ever misquote me"?
He used to say
"You might as well go with elephants if you're trying not to rhyme"
That's right
Why did he say that?
I don't know, that's a strange thing to say
Grandpa!