Chipmunk Fun

Ayy, fellas, here's a letter from a girl named Mary
Who wants to know what you like to do in your spare time
Now, you can tell her if you promise to do it nicely
(Okay, great, sure) Simon?

I like to play baseball (Theodore)
I like to go swimmin'
We like to watch movies (Alvin?)
With pretty women

We like to play hopscotch
And ping-pong too
But we don't like to clean the house
Scrub the floor, do you?

We like to have lots of fun
And sing these songs for you
(Very good, boys, what else do you like to do?)
We like to play football
We like to ride ponies
We like to go bowlin'
With pretty women

We like to watch Chester, Mr. Dillon
But we don't like to mow the lawn, rake the leaves, do you?
We like to have lots of fun
And sing these songs for you

I like to break dishes (I knew it)
And fight with the squirrels (Alvin)
I like to pull pigtails (Alvin)
When they're on girls (Alvin!)

We like to eat candy (Simon, Theodore)
And talk in school (Alvin, just a minute, you)
But we don't like to study much, arithmetic makes me sick
Alvin, what do you mean, you like to fight with (we like to have lots of fun)
Squirrels and pull pigtails on girls? (And sing these songs for you)
And arithmetic makes you