Choose Your Own Adventure

Now, part two is kind of like a choose-your-own-adventure type thing
So, send your beautifully presented, well-written
Stories to the address on the back of the book
And we can begin constructing the next phase
But now, before we go, we want to remind you
That people are different from fruit
Although they have the tendency of acting like fruit from time to time
Don't worry about that silly old bad apple in your basket
Human beings are the most wonderful creatures
Who have the amazing ability of being able
To act in the exact opposite way to fruit
It definitely takes a little extra effort to
Awaken this remarkable power we have inside us
But believe you me, once you've made that big, brave decision
Well, it's like waking up at four in the
Morning and taking an ice cold shower
If you know what I'm saying
Thank you very much for listening so nicely
Bye-bye

Hear ye, hear ye, the story of a boy who went to the arcade
Hear ye, hear ye, the story of a boy who went to the arcade
Hear ye, hear ye, the story of a boy who went to the arcade
Hear ye, hear ye, the story of a boy who went to the arcade

When the clock strikes midnight
Don't delay
Take the coin, don't hesitate
Go to the arcade, ugh
Go hysterical, brace yourself
Take a breath, pull your hair out
Go to the arcade, ugh
When your mom is sleeping
Little mouse through the house
Take your bike and go to the arcade, ugh
Pay your mind, we'll find it
Neon lights, try and duck
Try your luck, go to the arcade