Drunken Lazy Bastard

This one's called "Drunken Lazy Bastard"
55 years old
Hey, hey-hey-hey
One-two, one-two-three-four
Yeah, get it on
Come on

Last night at the pub I met me cousin Rory
It's a good day for me, so I went at the place away
And when I got home, me wife, she was a-waiting
I could not understand it, she smashed me in the face

Nine next morning, she sent me to the gym
Said, "Dare to ask me what I do," so I didn't have a try
Said, "See you back tomorrow," I said, "No problem, officer"
So I went back to the pub and put the place away

Get up, hold up right, you drunk and lazy bastard
Drinking all night and sleep all day
Get up, get up, get up, you're drunk and lazy bastard
You get off your arse, I'll be on me way, hey

Alright
Hey-hey-hey-hey

When I arrived home, my babe already left me
She saw me in a boozer in the middle of the day
I guess that that's the end of a 20-year marriage
So I go back to the pub and put the place away

Get up, hold up right, you drunk and lazy bastard
Drinking all night and sleep all day
Get up, get up, get up, you're drunk and lazy bastard
You get off your arse, I'll be on me way, hey

Get up
Come on
You missed the mornin'
Let's go, yeah

Here we are, 25 years later
I stayed at the pub, I met me cousin Rory
I couldn't believe me eyes, I saw they had a baby
The bastard had me wife, that's not the end of the story
The dirty drunken bastard, he's wasted once and for all

Get up, hold up right, you drunk and lazy bastard
Drinking all night and sleep all day
Get up, get up, get up, you're drunk and lazy bastard
You get off your arse, I'll be on me way, hey

Get up, hold up right, you drunk and lazy bastard
Drinking all night and sleep all day
Get up, get up, get up, you're drunk and lazy bastard
You get off your arse, I'll be on me way, hey

The Mahones, 25 years
We love you
Are you rock and rum
One, two, three, four
Let's go! Come on!
Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey

Come on, we love you (yeah)
Drunk and lazy bastard
Yeah! Irish punk rockers (everywhere)