I Kicked A Boy

When the weather's fine, when it's sunny outside
Think about the time I kicked a boy 'til he cried
Hmm, I could've been wrong but I don't think I was
He's such a child

When I am alone, I remember so well
How merrily I tripped a boy so he fell
Hmm, I could've been wrong but I don't think I was
He's totally wild

And I've been wondering lately, "Just who's gonna save me?"

Now I have a cold and no story to tell
And I'd marry you but I'm so unwell
And, oh, though I could've been wrong and I don't think I was
He's totally wild

And I've been wondering lately, "Just who's gonna save me?"

You just should've been wise
Oh, hysterical child
Where'd you learn to do that?