What'S This Button For?

What's this button for?
What's this button for?
What's this button for?
What's this button for?

Why don't you try reading a book?
I'd love to Greg, but I've no time to look
The Captain's enraptured, he's getting distracted
I can't help myself, oh I just gotta know

What's this button for?
What's this button for?
What's this button for?
What's this button for?

Captain, why don't you try and paint?
I'd love to Greg, but I just can't concentrate
You're painting a picture of a space-age fixture
I can't help myself, I just gotta know

What's this button for?
What's this button for?
What's this button for?
What's this button for?

Why don't you try cooking some food?
I'd love to Greg, but I'm not in the mood
Try cooking some pasta, oh that'd be a disaster
Oh I can't help myself, oh what's this button for?

What's this button for?
What's this button for?
What's this button for?
What's this button for?

Oh, there's so many buttons!
Oh, I like the green one and the blue one
Hoo-hoo-hoo, hey look what this one does!
Wow! Whoa! Hey, what's this button for?