It'S Too Bloody Hot! (Feat. Tom Carradine & Charlie Luscombe)

Sun, Sun, beating down all day,
It's just no fun wasting away
All the hours inside
As we attempt to hide                                      
From the brutal, burning weather that has headed our way
Stick the fan on, keep the curtains closed
It seems strange when people say,        
That, despite the dire warnings on the forecasts every morning,
These temperatures are normal and OK

Because

It's too bloody hot!
It's too bloody hot!
It has been like this now for 3 days on the trot,
I appreciate the summer but I'll tell you what
It's too bloody hot!

It's too bloody hot!
It's too bloody hot!
Removing clothes and sitting still is helping not a jot,  
People say 'Go out, enjoy it!' but I think not because 
It's too bloody hot!

My pale and pasty frame is not designed for this heat,
And I know that it does no good to complain           
So I think I'll have to sit back and admit defeat,
Hunker down at home and pray that there'll be rain

It's too bloody hot!
It's too bloody hot!
Even in the sanctuary of that nice shady spot         
If you have ideas for cooling down and I'll give them a shot
Because It's too bloody hot!

It's too bloody hot!
It's too bloody hot!
It has been like this now for 3 days on the trot,
I appreciate the summer but I'll tell you what
It's too bloody hot!

It's too bloody hot!
It's too bloody hot!
Removing clothes and sitting still is helping not a jot,  
People say 'Go out, enjoy it!' but I think not because 
It's too bloody hot!

My pale and pasty frame is not designed for this heat,
And I know that it does no good to complain           
So I think I'll have to sit back and admit defeat,
Hunker down at home and pray that there'll be rain

It's too bloody hot!
It's too bloody hot!
Even in the sanctuary of that nice shady spot         
If you have ideas for cooling down and I'll give them a shot
Because It's too bloody hot!