The Masochism Tango
Tom Lehrer
3:04I hold your hand in mine, dear I press it to my lips I take a healthy bite from Your dainty fingertips My joy would be complete, dear If you were only here But still I keep your hand As a precious souvenir The night you died, I cut it off I really don't know why For now each time I kiss it I get bloodstains on my tie I'm sorry now I killed you For our love was something fine Until they come to get me I shall hold your hand in mine