Poisoning Pigeons In The Park (Stereo Mix)
Tom Lehrer
2:04You're wearing your squeaky shoes And right there taking a snooze Is a tiger, so how do you walk on by? Silently, silently Silent L-Y You're a secret agent man Who's after the secret plan How do you act so they don't know you're a spy? Normally, normally Normal L-Y At an eating contest you boast That you can eat the most How do you down your fiftieth piece of pie? Eagerly, eagerly Eager L-Y On the lake your boat upset And your clothes got soaking wet How do you stand and wait for them to dry? D-d-d-d-d-d-patiently, d-d-d-d-d-d-patiently, D-d-d-d-d-d-patient L-Y In the public library You fall and hurt your knee But the sign says 'Quiet Please', so how Can you cry? Quietly, quietly, Quiet L-Y As you walk along the street A porcupine you meet How do shake his hand when he says "Hi"? Carefully, carefully Careful L-Y You enter a very dark room And sitting there in the gloom Is Dracula Now how do you say goobye? Immediately, immediately Immediate L-Y