Poisoning Pigeons In The Park (Stereo Mix)
Tom Lehrer
2:04Isn't it a lovely day? No, it isn't Could you come outside and play? No, I couldn't Did you ever take a hike? No, I didn't How'd you like to ride my bike? Frankly, I wouldn't Isn't, couldn't, didn't, wouldn't, is that all you can say? Isn't, couldn't, didn't, wouldn't, yes, now go away The sweetest sound to me It stands for "Not" I like it a lot It's spelled N apostrophe T Have you ever tried to smile? No, I haven't Won't you try it for a while? No, I won't Are there games to play in there? No, there aren't Then why d'you like to stay in there? Frankly, I don't Haven't, won't, aren't, don't, is that all you can say? Haven't, won 't, aren't, don't, and I said "Go away" Grouches all agree We get a glow From saying "No" With N apostrophe T Do you talk to anyone? No, I don't Come on out and have some fun No, I couldn't Can't you even tell me why? No, I can't Will it kill you just to try? Well, I shouldn't Don't, couldn't, can't, shouldn't, now try it once my way Do Do Could Could Can Can Should Should, hey, that feels okay So come along with me I'll give it a try And say goodbye To N apostrophe N apostrophe N apostrophe T