Disco Snails

Inside every snail shell is a tiny disco ball
Disco isn't dead, instead, it turns out that it just got small
They've got the boogie oogie all up in their buggy bodies
These super freaks of nature love to seek out funky hobbies

Disco snails, they're off to San Francisco where the disco's off the rails
They meet and dance to disco in disgusting garbage pails
The afterparty is in your garden where they'll eat your kale
And dance to disco 'cause they're disco snails

Disco what?
Disco snails, they're leaving silver trails
Disco where?
Current position's 3rd and Mission
Disco how?
They're on the roof, they've found the groove
Disco why?
The simple answer is, they're dancers

There's traffic on the freeway, for the snails are on the loose
Watch your step, they're only one inch tall atop their platform shoes
They've got the smoothest groovy moves up in their buggy bodies
This downright funkadelic bunch have come to start the party (p-p-p-party)

Disco snails, they're off to San Francisco where the disco's off the rails
They meet and dance to disco in disgusting garbage pails
The afterparty is in your garden where they'll eat your kale
And dance to disco 'cause they're disco snails

Disco what?
Disco snails, they're leaving silver trails
Disco where?
They're in the haight, filled with love
Disco how?
It's not a spoof, they've found the groove
Disco why?
The simple answer is, they're dancers

Disco what?
Disco snails, they're leaving silver trails
Disco where?
Their latitude is gratitude
Disco how?
It's not a spoof, they've found the groove
Disco why?
The simple answer is, they're dancers

Disco what?
Disco snails, they're leaving silver trails
Disco where?
I can't tell you that
Disco how?
It's not a spoof, they've found the groove
Disco why?
The simple answer is, they're dancers

Disco what?
Disco snails, they're leaving silver trails
Disco where?
I can't tell you that, can't, can't tell you that
Disco how?
It's not a spoof, they've found the groove
Disco why?
The simple answer is, they're dancers