Boing

It is as smooth as a mutilated shit on a shingle at dawn
Rip, rip, rip, Van Winkle, he can shit on a shingle at dawn
Would you like to do a boing, boing, boing, boing

She's a fun-loving woman, and I'd love to see her wiggle
She's a rooty toot kid with a piggy in the middle
She'd like to do a boing, boing, boing, boing

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah