Scissored In My Chevy

Gettin' scissored in my Chevy had me breathing so heavy
When she pulled my flannel panties off it broke my levee
Just a couple country girls gettin' sweaty and sweet
She's a dirty Dixie daisy, it was love at first queef

When her queef hit my face, I knew I was ready
To scissor that lady in the back of my Chevy
And baby, this ain't like your Subaru
But damn, I scissor so good with you

So wiggle those hips and make me believe
In the back of my Chevy, it's like a dream
We're scissorin' sweet in deep Tennessee
And lettin' our lesbian pussies queef

We're rubbin' roast beef in the Dixie heat
It's a melody makin' our mufflers sing
My mama and my daddy and my granny don't need
To know that you scissor in my Chevy with me

Hey, daddy, sorry for gettin' home so late
I was just fishin' again, can't you smell it?