Everyone Hates His Parents
Brandon Uranowitz, Anthony Rosenthal, Christian Borle, And Stephanie J. Block
4:32Brandon Uranowitz, Stephanie J. Block, & Christian Borle
This is how you make a marriage proposal I love you, dear I think you're swell You're never near me close enough to tell If I'm delightful or not I crave your wrist I praise your thigh There's not a guy There's not a piece of paper There's not a man in pants Who could love you the same as I! Oftentimes, lovers are crazy people Sometimes they kill each other Just like a biblical brother Did to his biblical brother Back in biblical times Biblical times? Biblical times? Biblical times Oh, those biblical times! I love your eyes I love your face I want you by my side to take my place If I get sick or detained Don't touch your hair, you're perfect! Don't start to cry There's not a guy There's not a horse or zebra There's not a giant man Who could love you the same as I Forget that giant man He can't love you the same as I I'm not a giant man Good But I'll love you until Love you until I die! Well, the situation's this I don't want to cause a stink I divorced my wife She dried her eyes Then she ran off with my shrink But I want a tight-knit family I want a wife who knows what love is Maybe she does, I'm too damn peeved Self-absorbed Self-deceived Who knows? I should worry what he says Like his words could hurt me worse Marvin acts bereft My acts of theft Are incredibly perverse You said it It's embarrassing But I've got a nice, tight family Son with a brain and nice, bright mother Yes, I feel guilt Yes, I'm annoyed But so was Jung, so was Freud But I, I know you'll come through it (I...) I can't believe she loves you If so, you'll end looking rich (Why?) I'm sure she cannot love you! But nothing's impossible! Look who's got power King of the losers! At eighty an hour! He can bitch I can stall I want I got it all! (I want it all!) I'm sure we're gonna come through it! No doubt, the bastard prepares! We're needy and wanting We're greedy as swine! I just got a family The family was mine! But who dares Dares to brawl? I got it all! (I want it all!) I got it all! (I want it all!) I got it all! (I want it all!)