Lost!

Guys, we just exploded a bus! (Yep)
That was being attacked by demon triplet math teachers (oh yeah)
Is the whole trip going to be like this? (I hope so)

Hades is sending his monsters after us
We're doing something right
All our food was in there
All our clothes were in there
All our food was in there!
Sit tight (okay)
Look, I made an itinerary for any adversary drawn from the quests of hero's past
It's right here in my pocket (it's where in your pocket?)

Oops! It got busted in the blast
What did it say?
Take that bus, to Los Angeles
We're not on the bus (I know) to Los Angeles
We blew up the bus (I know!) To Los Angeles
So, what are we supposed to do?
Wait for another bus?
What if we blow up that one too?

We're lost in the woods, somewhere in New Jersey and we're never gonna make it to LA
We're lost and it's cold (and it won't stop raining) (let's just go)
No, not that way
No backup plan (no food, no phone)
No adult supervision
We're lost in the woods, and we'll never leave New Jersey
If none of us are making a decision!

It's not safe to stay out here in the open
When monsters are hoping to eat us alive
How do they know where we are when we don't even know?
How are we gonna survive?
It's your smell (I don't smell)
Dude, like listen please, half-bloods to monsters smell like Mickey D's (we smell?)
Like tacos or take-out Vietnamese
So hopefully they just ate
Fantastic gang, well I don't wanna die in the garden state!

We're lost in the woods, somewhere in New Jersey and we're never gonna make it to LA
We're lost and it's dark
And I think that something's moving!
And I think it's coming this way

Is it a monster?
Hah! It's a squirrel

Dude, are you talking to a squirrel?
Satyr powers, be nice
This squirrel knows every corner of the woods, maybe he can help us
Really? Cause I think that seems kinda nuts (huh)

You hurt his feelings, tell the squirrel you're sorry
I am not saying sorry to a squirrel
He's very sorry, tell the squirrel you're sorry, Percy
Okay, okay, I am sorry

Huh-huh! (What's he saying?)
He says he knows where we are!
Where are we?
He says!
"We're lost in the woods, somewhere in New Jersey and we're never gonna make it to LA"
Thanks buddy!

I think the gods are trying to tell me they hate me (I'm getting that too)
Hungry monsters on the ground
Angry gods are in the sky
No safe places to be found
Wanna run, wanna cry
Can't go back to any home
Camp is way too far away
Can't protect my only friends
No place to go, no place to stay

We're lost in the world
And the world is freaking awful
And we're never gonna make it to LA
We're lost, we're just kids, we're alone, this is impossible
Who put the fate of the world in the hands of
Three unprepared scared half-bloods (It's crazy)

So pick a direction
It's your quest! (A direction?)
We trust you!
A direction! (A direction?) (A direction!)
Whatever you decide (Whatever I decide) (whatever, dude, decide)
There! I have a good feeling about there
Children, come inside!