Big Seven

Alright get ready
You're in Heaven when you hear big seven

Hey, hey diddle dumb day
Ei ei ie'er
Hey hey diddle dumb day
Ei ei ie'er

Mary had a little pig
She could not stop it grunting
She took it up the garden path
She kicked its little rump in

Hey, hey diddle dumb day
Ei ei ie'er
Hey hey diddle dumb day
Ei ei ie'er

Jack and Jill went up a hill
To fetch a roll of cheese
Jack came down with a beaming smile
And his trousers round his knees

Hey, hey diddle dumb day
Ei ei ie'er
Hey hey diddle dumb day
Ei ei ie'er

Little Jack horner sat on the corner
With a dirty look in his eye
He never looked at the pretty girls
But he smiled when the boys went by

Hey, hey diddle dumb day
Ei ei ie'er
Hey hey diddle dumb day
Ei ei ie'er

'Til up all night and sleep all day
Really was my desire
I tried it once, but it would not work out
'Cause the pussy catch a fire

Hey, hey diddle dumb day
Ei ei ie'er
Hey hey diddle dumb day
Ei ei ie'er

Old mother hubbered went to the cupboard to get the poor doggy a bone
But when she bent down, the dog came around
And he gave her a bone of his own

Hey, hey diddle dumb day
Ei ei ie'er
Hey hey diddle dumb day
Ei ei ie'er

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Jack jumped over candle a stick
Silly boy should have jumped higher
Goodness gracious, great balls of fire

Hey, hey diddle dumb day
Ei ei ie'er
Hey hey diddle dumb day
Ei ei ie'er

Judge dread lay in a double bed
With a girl preforming great
He said, "Would you like big seven again?"
She said, "No, but I'll have big eight

Hey, hey diddle dumb day, diddle dumb day
Diddle dumb day, diddle dumb day

Ooh, aah
Ooh, ooh bye