Hit Me

Oh, that felt good

Oh, my God

That felt really, really good
That was like therapy
Honestly, what a release

That was brutal
You just committed murder in cold blood

You know, you're really ruining my high

Your-what is the matter with you?
You are going to get life in prison
And that is not good for someone in your condition

Except you can't go to prison without a dead body, and we do not have a dead body

That was rude
That was pretty fuckin' rude
Just look at me, I've been shot

She's alive

And yet she's not

So rude

Screw you

I need a doctor

Oh, do you?
You're a walking lie
And I can see right through you

Come here

Come here

I wanna wipe that perfect smile off your face

Come, give this a taste

Come here
You little rat
I'm gonna break you
Tear you to pieces

Stop teasing, bitch, just hit me

Wait, wait, wait
We're not focusing on the big picture here
Why is no one dying?

It has to be the potion

Oh, you think?

What potion?

You think it was the spooky magic drink?

I wish you were dead

Don't lose your head

Oh, shut your hole
I should've known you took it, too

I took it years before you

Wait a minute, let me try and understand this

Shut up, Ernest, the women are talking
We've got this shit under control

Come here

Come here

I'm gonna have you bagged and dropped in a ditch

En garde, bitch

Come here
I'm gonna injure you severely
Dearly departed

Stop

We're just getting started

This is pointless, we can't even inflict pain on each other

Pain?
You wanna talk pain?
You wanna talk Bobby, Kevin, Ernest
And all my other loves you shoved down the drain?

Oh, please don't act like you're the victim here
Admit you've called me trash behind my back
My whole career

You wanted my life
So you destroyed it
Admit you enjoyed it

Stop

Ow, yeah
Huh, ha, hit me
Ow, yeah
Hit me like you mean it
Do what you will, you still can't kill me

Slut

Whore

God, that felt good