Pecan Pie

[Intro]
(NineOne)
(Omelette du fromage)
(Pay attention moron)

[Verse 1: Handsome Dexter]
Wood grain on a 525
Mag jam packed like pecan pie
Lil wink while I wave goodbye
No sex, get laid in a suit and tie
Got links on the line like Cuban necklace
Pump with the tube extended
Send it, just one shot
Get left with two big holes in the lumbar plexus

[Verse 2: NineOneShots]
Two holes in the back, twin turbo
Red gets spilled on the matte like Mеrlot
Pencil him in 'cause I can't get bookеd
When I'm writing 'em off like Mike Morpurgo
War horse and I'm riding a Porsche with a portion of fries on the side from the drive thru
Lil sex queen on the line, she's lying on her bed appetising
I might just slide through

[Verse 3: Handsome Dexter]
Slide in a Coup De Ville
Aim for the brain, Ima shoot to kill
Hands up like 12 o'clock
'Cause I don't wanna kill time when I loot the till
Name on the plate of the Range with the limousine tints and the TV screens in the headrest
Grenadine rims and the suede interior
Bumpin' Adele when I'm driving past

[Verse 4: NineOneShots]
Bumped up to the function, brain malfunction
Gone from the Yak consumption
Smokin' on something rare and wild on the hunt for the late night luncheon
Flex on a bitch like Slinky, diamonds twist on the wrist and pinkie
Sweet lil snack and I call her my Twinkie
I got the bag like Tinky Winky

[Verse 5: Handsome Dexter]
I got the bag like checkout
Check in the room and spread out
Spreading the news I've landed
Knock at the door, she's checking the bed out
Bricked up like Lego Land
Tool strapped to the hand, I'm Mega Man
Dazzling broad in a Mitsubushi
She got big sweet buns like a Melonpan

[Verse 6: NineOneShots]
Sweet bun that's sugar glazed
Donuts in the whip with the candy paint
Evisu jeans with the Buddha face
I'm outside in her drive, tell her ándale
Boricua morena
Brown eyes, looks good with her hair up
She be calling me Wesley
'Cause I feel like a Blade when I've just had my hair cut

[Verse 7: Handsome Dexter]
And I feel like Jason, Statham
Punching guys in the face and
Riding around in a blacked out chaser
Slammed with the custom plates in
Gave her the pipe, crackhead
Then dipped in the Hummers, flatbread
Matching chickpea beige on the custom wraps with the straps in the flatbed

[Verse 8: NineOneShots]
Strapped up like orthopaedics
Stepped inside and I taught her Swedish
Hej där, sug min kuke
I get nothing but head baby, call me Beavis
Sup bitch, what's crackalackin'?
You'll never find this cracker lackin'
Springfield tucked in a Simpsons bumbag
They Szyslak Ima fanny pack 'em

[Verse 9: Handsome Dexter]
Cali pack, I'm sparking it
While I run through twins like Osama did
Car so low got stuck on a bump in a carpark when I tried parking it
Peel skin with banana clips
I'm banging my shell like Obama, bitch
Blood stains on the bathing apes
Had to use Sodium Bicarbonate

[Verse 10: NineOneShots]
Buy carbon fiber rims for the Dodge Viper I've been driving in
Isn't a carpool still girls diving in?
Because my neck chains flooded with the diamonds in
Spoil her no, Number 5 Chanel
On the back of the Firebird, I'm fly as hell
Keep a Nina by the speaker in front of the footwell
Wanna run when it rings like the fire bell