Jonny Don'T Go

Eddie Flagrante, reporting for Exposé Magazine
Shocking news this week, America
Small-town rebellious teen, Jonny Warner
Committed suicide early the morning of the 14th
By hurling himself headlong into the main waste treatment silo
Of the Francis Gary Powers Nuclear Plant
Jonny, who spelled his name without the customary H
Was said to have taken his life in the name of teen love
A tragic case of a hormonal imbalance
Resulting in a Class Three nuclear disaster

Hey, Toffee. Why the grumpy face?
Oh, no reason
You didn't seem yourself at pep squad
And you dropped your baton three times at twirling practice
Sorry, girls, I guess I just have my mind on other things
Tell us about it, Toffee

Three weeks ago, I told him we were through
I did what my parents said to do
They said enough, said he was no good
He wasn't bad, he was just misunderstood

Three weeks ago, we said our goodbyes
I saw there were tears in his eyes
Deep down I wished, he'd make things all right
But he shook his head, and he drove into the night

(Sha la la la la la la la la la la) and I screamed!
Jonny, don't go to the nuclear plant!
Jonny, don't go to the nuclear plant!
I wish I could stop you, but you know I can't
Jonny, don't go (whoa, whoa, no)
To the nuclear plant!

Three weeks ago, they took my guy from me (where'd he go?)
And buried his body deep at sea (down, down below)
As he sailed off, I knew my dreams were through
The sun, it set upon my ocean blue

Sha la la la la la la la la la la la
Jonny don't go to the nuclear plant!
Jonny, don't go to the nuclear plant!
I wish I could stop you, but you know I can't
Jonny, don't go (whoa, whoa, no)
Jonny don't go to the nuclear plant! (Jonny, please don't go, oh Jonny)
Jonny, don't go to the nuclear plant! (Jonny, please don't go, oh Jonny)
I wish I could stop you, but you know I can't (I know I can't)

Jonny, don't go to the nuclear plant! (Jonny, Jonny, Jonny)
(Jonny don't go, Jonny, please don't go)
(Oh, Jonny, please don't go, Jonny, please don't go) don't go!
Oh no! (Jonny, Jonny, don't go, Jonny, please don't go)
Don't go (Jonny, Jonny, don't go, Jonny, please don't go, oh Jonny, no)
To the nuclear plant! (Jonny, don't go, Jonny, don't go, Jonny, don't go)
(Jonny, don't go) to the nuclear plant!
(Jonny, don't go, Jonny, don't go, Jonny, don't go, Jonny, don't go, oh no)
To the nuclear plant