Madamiyan

Mathura ki galiyon mein mach gaya gadar
Chhaila-chhabeela mast chhe footer
Le jaaye jo mujhe udhaar pe
Bana loon main usko apna lover, lover

Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh
(Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh...)

Ho, smile malaai hai, teri style hai gajak
Arey, smile malaai hai, teri style hai gajak
Narmi bhi, garmi bhi, tu badi gajab

Nain namak-paare, honth kalakandi
Chakh loon thoda sa, de-de rajamandi
Marji teri toh arji meri, bana le na mujhe lover

Very respectfully yours ho jaaun tera, madamiyan
Haaye, very-very faithfully yours ho jaaun tera, madamiyan
Ho, very respectfully yours ho jaaun tera, madamiyan
Very-very faithfully yours ho jaaun tera, madamiyan

Modern zamana hai, item ye gaana hai
Saare ke saare chhichhore yahan
Chhora tu kora hai, total chakora hai
Ijjat ki baatein kare kyun bhala?

Decency jitni utna naughty hoon
Jile-muhalle ka ek hi hotty hoon
Marji teri toh arji meri
Bana le na mujhe lover, haan

Very respectfully yours ho jaaun tera, madamiyan
Very respectfully yours ho jaaun tera, madamiyan
Very-very faithfully yours ho jaaun tera, madamiyan

(Can you speed it up for me?)

Kaisa tu natkhatiya, na gajra, na takiya
Sej sajayega tu kaise bata?
Lapte na jhapte tu, sabse hai hatke tu
Mauj manayega tu (kaise bata?)

Lapat-jhapat karte sasuron ke naati hain
Dil waale, madam, hum toh baraati hain
Marji teri toh arji meri, bana le na mujhe lover

Very respectfully yours ho jaaun tera, madamiyan
Haaye, very respectfully yours ho jaaun tera, madamiyan
Very-very faithfully yours ho jaaun tera, madamiyan