Abandoning My Kid At The Airport

Feels like a lifetime ago
I did it with my wife
I didn't have a condom
So I went and rolled the dice

Turns out that she got pregnant
And wanted to keep the thing
Now I have this tubby moronic child
Whose neck I want to wring

I'm abandoning my kid at the airport
Gonna leave 'em in Terminal B
I am fucking done with this stupid kid
Get 'em the hell away from me

This kid is dumb as a pile of rocks
And his mom doesn't disagree
He spends all his time watching YouTube clips
What the fuck is a skibidi

I wanna rip off my goddamn ears
Will you please turn off "Baby Shark"
Lord above did you just shit your pants
There was a bathroom at the park

I'm abandoning my kid at the airport
Gonna leave 'em in Terminal B
We're not going to Disney you stupid brat
Get the fuck away from me

No I don't have an iPad charger
Will you please leave me alone
It's not my fault you're a total sped
And forgot your goddamn phone

He thinks we're going on vacation
What a fucking stupid bitch
Push him out the car and hit the gas
Leave his dumb-ass in a ditch

I'm abandoning my kid at the airport
Gonna leave 'em in Terminal B
Have fun being homeless you stupid cunt
I'm finally fucking free

Oh yeah