Drag Ball

Are you sure you wanna do this, dear?
Think back on the days when we used to have fun doing drag

Carl!
I have no idea what you're talking about
As of 8 p.m. tonight
There will be no more drag
In the township of West Bumtuck!
All in favor say "aye!"

I... object!

You wanna fight but you've got me up against a wall
Here's a verse from the good book
"GuRu" by RuPaul
"Everybody's in drag whether you like it or not"
Even you!

Your dedication is pointless
I'm not gonna budge
Your words are falling on deaf ears
I don't give a- (mom!)
And tonight when I pray
It's your name I'm bringing up!

Father, son
House of Love

Take (oh oh oh oh)
Take back your lame law (lame law)
Give, give, give (oh oh oh oh)
Give us our Drag Ball! (Drag ball)

My dear wife
This young man makes a very persuasive argument!
What do you say?

Well, Carl
My loving, soft-spoken husband
What do I say?
I say
All those in favor of banning drag forever
Say "Aye!" (Aye)
Then drag is abolished!
Officially!
Carl, let's go get dinner
I'm starving! (What are we gonna do?)

Take! (Oh oh oh oh)
Take back your lame law (lame law)
And give (oh oh oh oh)
Give us our Drag Ball! (Drag Ball)
We deserve to be who we are
Baby, it's not your call
So, give, give, give (oh oh oh oh)
Give us our Drag Ball! (Drag ball)

Sorry, Heaven (give, give, give, give)
You tried! (Give us our drag ball)
Kids, this ain't over yet! (Give, give, give, give)
Here, hand these out (give us our drag ball)

Give! (Give, give, give, give, give us our drag ball)
Give us our Drag Ball! (Give, give, give, give, give us our drag ball)