I'M Still Joan

The moral of the story is simple and true
Once upon a time, Hollywood has real stars

Spent nearly 50 years in the biz
Joan!
Played every kind of brother there is
Joan!
That damn film took my reputation to the trash
Should've redone my will, left Christina some cash
Alas
I'm still Joan!

Eyebrows and shoulder pads were my thing
Joan!
Did I mention three Oscar noms and a win
Joan!
You'd think that would get me some respect on the street
But Faye Dunaway ruined my whole legacy
Alas
I'm still Joan!

I'm not just a clean freak with some OCD
At least you drag queens will remember me!
Who, me?
Who, me?
At least
At least
A beast
Barbara, please!
Deceased
Who, me?

I'm
Still
Joan!