Johnson'S Baby Shampoo
Tim Hawkins
3:41It's early this mornin I get out of bed Throw on my clothes put a cap on my head I'm ready for fun cause i got the day off I'm meeting my buddies for fishing and golf I rush out the door and remember my wife go back to the bedroom to tell her goodbye I kneel down beside and give her a kiss she wakes up and gives me a honey do list AAAAH! I look at the jobs and then I pull away she says I must finish before I go play I try to resist but I know I will loose she hijacked my day with these honey-dos honey-dos honey-dos honey-dos honey-doooooooooooooos It's late in the evening the sun's going down I walk in the house and collapse on the ground crumpled up paper still clutched in my fist i finally got down with the honey-do list she kneels down beside me and kisses me soft and thanks me for letting her have the day off